I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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