She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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