...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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