This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
