so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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