On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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