Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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