Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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