i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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