FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Shame is for Republicans.
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