Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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