I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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