I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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