I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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