At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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