I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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