saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
where are you?
Hypothermia
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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