the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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