the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Who did Billy Mays play for?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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