Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
pray to the hookup gods
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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