How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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