Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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