Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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