Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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