Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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