so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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