They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
