His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm bleeding and have questions
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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