I should be sponsored by Trojan
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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