so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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