i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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