I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
