from now on my penis is your penis
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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