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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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