do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.