apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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