Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
God I need to hump something, right now.
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