She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You are the jesus of drinking
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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