Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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