Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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