guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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