think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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