Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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