i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.