Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.