WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment