What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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