i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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