love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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