I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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