we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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