Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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