I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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