I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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