its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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