Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I party with great urgency now.
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