is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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