Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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