On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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